Ah, nothing created more drama these days, than an X Factor shock exit. Si Cowell knows how to keep interest in his cash cow. Jedward generate column inches. The pretty girl with the pretty voice doesn't. It's that simple in Cowell's world.
Secretly liked Jedward's sing-off performance. They could become the nation's guilty pleasure.
Lucy will get over it. She'll get a role in the touring version of High School the Musical the stage show, marry a Welsh rugby player and become the new Charlotte Church (post Voice of an Angel era).
Dermot's the real hero of X Factor, anyway. Loved his spat with Louis last night!
Sunday 8 November 2009
Saturday 7 November 2009
Loving Louis's new role as Rules Monitor on The X Factor. I've heard of Gummo btw, Louis.
Maybe he's never got over missing out on Prefect role at whatever Irish boys school he attended. Perhaps he had other things on his mind in those day. Louis in a boys school - the mind boggles.
At least we got to see decent performance from Jamie Afro. Although anyone who brings a song about crack cocaine (last week's Rocks) to prime time saturday night telly deserves to win.
Perhaps we could have a drug-themed week next time. We could have charisma-free Lloyd doing the Velvet Underground's Heroin or Stacey singing Sister Morphine. Simon, I hope you're reading.
Maybe he's never got over missing out on Prefect role at whatever Irish boys school he attended. Perhaps he had other things on his mind in those day. Louis in a boys school - the mind boggles.
At least we got to see decent performance from Jamie Afro. Although anyone who brings a song about crack cocaine (last week's Rocks) to prime time saturday night telly deserves to win.
Perhaps we could have a drug-themed week next time. We could have charisma-free Lloyd doing the Velvet Underground's Heroin or Stacey singing Sister Morphine. Simon, I hope you're reading.
Craig Kelly on Strictly: cringeworthy. Not sure why he looks so surprised at the judge's marks and comments. When Tess asked why he thought he was at the bottom of the leaderboard he uttered a genuinely bemused 'don't know'. Eh, maybe because you're shite? At least he achieved one thing with his rocky routine - he prompted Alesha 'good effort' Dixon to make a vaguely cutting remark.
Where's good old John Sergeant when you need him? There was a man who could take it on the double chin.
Next up The X Factor. Spice up your Saturday night with this drinking game. One drink if Simon refers to someone's performance as 'standing up in the real world'. One drink if Jamie 'Afro' summons the crowd. Two drinks if Louis smirks while defending Jedward and a drink every time Cheryl flashes Simon a death stare.
Where's good old John Sergeant when you need him? There was a man who could take it on the double chin.
Next up The X Factor. Spice up your Saturday night with this drinking game. One drink if Simon refers to someone's performance as 'standing up in the real world'. One drink if Jamie 'Afro' summons the crowd. Two drinks if Louis smirks while defending Jedward and a drink every time Cheryl flashes Simon a death stare.
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