Ah, nothing created more drama these days, than an X Factor shock exit. Si Cowell knows how to keep interest in his cash cow. Jedward generate column inches. The pretty girl with the pretty voice doesn't. It's that simple in Cowell's world.

Secretly liked Jedward's sing-off performance. They could become the nation's guilty pleasure.

Lucy will get over it. She'll get a role in the touring version of High School the Musical the stage show, marry a Welsh rugby player and become the new Charlotte Church (post Voice of an Angel era).

Dermot's the real hero of X Factor, anyway. Loved his spat with Louis last night!